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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE May, 1990

Classifieds

To place a classified ad:

Classified ads are due on the first Monday of the month prior to the month of publication. Ad costs are $10.00 for the first 25 words and $5.00 for each additional 15 words. No sexually explicit ads will be accepted. Please send copy to Chronicle Classifieds, P.O. Box 5426, Cleveland, OH 44101. All ads must include payment.

Help Wanted

THE CHRONICLE is looking for a few good writers. Reporters needed for growing newspaper. Serious inquires only! 321-1129

Activist/Feminist SANE FREEZE, the largest peace and justice organization, is hiring committed women and men to do grassroots outreach. Call James, 861-7999.

HELP WANTED to learn various trades, electrical, plumbing, painting, wallpaper hanging, & cleaning houses with the House Doctor. Call 4680720.

Bookkeeper/Business Manager needed for the Chronicle. Recievables/Payables. Must have computer knowledge and be a self-starter. Business is growing too quickly, need help in setting up new system. Call Martha 321-1129

PART TIME SPEECH INSTRUCTOR for Fall Semester (8/27/90) Kent State-Ashtubula. Masters in Speech/Theatre required. Contact Asst. Dean Brown 1-964-3322, deadline 6/1/90.

Sales Reps needed. Cleve, Toledo, Akron for Trade Show display co. Previous Sales experience a must. Art background a plus. (Commission position only) Reply to D.D. 2310 Superior Ave. Suite 250 Cleveland, Ohio 44114

SERVERS PART TIME. Now hiring experienced servers to become part of our catering crew. These positions are not part of our dining room staff. Sammy's Catering specializes in on-premise and off-premise social functions for the corporate and residential community.

Sammy's Catering servers are responsible for set up, serving, and breakdown of banquets along with fine dining decorum and professiomalism.

If you are interested in being a part of our team, call Kathy Hall, 523-1704.

Sammy's Restaurant In-The-Flats, 1400 West 10th Street, Cleveland, Ohio, 44113

Copy-editor needed. 3 nights or days a month. Proofreading, and computer skills a must. Be involved help at the Chronicle. Call Martha 3211129

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YEAH. THEY GO SCOT FREE WHILE PEOPLE WHO RESIST THE VIOLENCE THIS COUNTRY PERPETRATES ARE SPENDING YEARS IN PRISON. RADICAL PEOPLE OF COLOR, ANTINUKE ACTIVISTS, CENTRAL AMERICAN SOLIDARITY WORKERS.

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